Review: Mario Acevedo. Rescue From Planet Pleasure. Monument CO: WordFire Press, 2015.
After an extended hiatus, Mario Acevedo has brought back his chicano vampire detective, Felix Gomez. In Acevedo’s usual manner, the author has crafted a super-engaging capstone novel, Rescue From Planet Pleasure.
As satisfying as it is having Felix back among us, Rescue From Planet Pleasure spells an end to the six-book Felix Gomez series, leaving enthusiastic readers asking, “where do we go from here?”
The summer of 2016 forecasts to be the hottest summer in earth’s history. This is reading weather. A shady hammock, a tall lemonade, and a stack of books is what this weather calls for. Readers who have yet to discover Acevedo’s chicano vampire can treat themselves to every story.
There’s the origin story, Felix serving as a U.S. Army infantryman in combat in Iraq. Acevedo, a Veteran of Bush’s invasion, writes exciting war action, driving the infantrymen toward a fateful ambush of innocent civilians. Gomez is hit, and finds himself abandoned. The soldier seeking safety warily makes his way through the darkened street to the domicile of an ancient vampire. Acevedo follows Gomez back to the U.S. where disparate adventures lead to a rewarding set of novels and characters, many of whom weave in and out of the various titles.
The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, the first of the series, sets the tone and the lore of an increasingly engaging series that ultimately brings zombies, nymphomaniacs, werewolves, space aliens, private capital colluding with U.S. government stooges, into action-filled hilarity seasoned with a healthy dose of suspense, sleuthing, adventure, and action, sure to please readers jaded by run-of-the-mill novels, and for sure, Acevedo’s more savvy readers.
Acevedo’s legion of readers have waited since 2010 to learn the fate of Carmen Arellano. As the plot of that year’s Werewolf Smackdown corkscrews and twists toward its rip-roaring climax, Felix, Carmen, and Jolie, overcome a convention of werewolves threatening to conquer the world, but space aliens kidnap Carmen and whisk her away into outer space. Felix and “the redheaded whirlwind with a gun,” Jolie, find themselves desolately impotent to find, much less free, the captive.
Not that Felix would need vampire Viagra. Lots of sex and sexiness are staples of a Felix Gomez novel. Companions like Jolie and Carmen are ever-fervid sidekicks, hot to trot just for fun, or to serve the cause. Jolie, for example, plays out a vitally important strategic move by seducing a skin-walker. Sex is at the heart of Carmen's captivity. Outer space aliens took Carmen for her sexual prowess and psychic endowments. Poor Felix has to join her in a wildly imaginative tryst with a six-vaginaed alien that dazzles their alien captors. Getting them off gets the heroes off the planet.
Frequent readers are treated to a key change of pace in Rescue From Planet Pleasure, but receive a generous helping of Acevedo’s amazingly agile imagination. Ordinarily an urban fantacist, Acevedo strays far and wide, setting the novel in an alien world’s prison, with the major action in the New Mexico desert centered around Fajada Butte and its petroglyph sun daggers.
Coyote, a 500 year-old vampire, considers himself the first Mexican, since he is la Llorona’s child. Out of the blue he phones Jolie to bring Felix to Fajada Butte, the launching point to go rescue Carmen. Only Carmen has the power to defeat Phaedra, a teenage vampire bent on overthrowing the Araneum and killing Felix.
Doña Marina and el Cucuy make cameo appearances, archly comic, but vital to the plot. Readers will laugh as Cucuy practices his moans and groans, and la Llorona strolls about practicing her wailing “Dónde están mis hijos?”
Using the sun daggers coupled with psychic powers, Felix and Jolie open wormhole portals and find themselves prisoners on D-Galtha, the Nancharm name for Planet Pleasure. Escape is hopeless until Phaedra-ex-machina arrives intent on killing Carmen and Felix. Their location was betrayed by la Malinche in an effort to save Coyote. Phaedra is carrying the battle with the aliens, and distracted, rebellious aliens in a flying saucer return Felix and Carmen to New Mexico for the final confrontation.
There’s a complication from the military-industrial complex. Cress Tech has installed psychic detectors around Fajada Butte and vampire salvos draw heavily armed humans to create a three-way battle of humans versus vampires versus Phaedra’s vampire-and-human forces.
The good vampires are no match for Phaedra’s superpowers. Only Carmen has the right stuff, and she barely holds her own. Desperate for assistance from local skin-walkers, who are immune to Phaedra’s powers, or merely disinterested, Jolie has seduced the skin-walker leader so his forces jump into the fray. Cucuy, too, joins the battle and, despite repeatedly being shattered to smithereens, el Cucuy’s power weakens Phaedra. Subdued, Phaedra has enough psychic power to paralyze Jolie and punish Felix for turning the teen girl into a vampire.
The final pages of Rescue From Planet Pleasure are exciting and torturously suspenseful, and not to be missed.
The climactic battle wraps up all the loose ends that developed in this and earlier novels, but opening a new issue. The good undead triumph, order is restored to the Araneum, Felix is in their good graces. In the aftermath of war, vampire existence is no longer the secret it has been in the antecedent novels. Here is a clue answering that “where do we go from here?” question that comes with the wrap of an engaging storyline and the unambiguous conquest of Phaedra. Hopefully, Acevedo won't wait five more years to unfold it.
Rescue From Planet Pleasure is a paperback and ebook. Click here to find a distributor, or ask your local bookseller to order a complete set of Mario Acevedo’s Felix Gomez novels. Then find that hammock, pour yourself a cool one, and dig into some cool reading.
Anaya. Barrios. Palacio. Hernandez.
Latinopia Mourns Orlando Victims
Latinopia provides an important link to historical videos of Chicana Chicano literature, history, politics, organizing, and raza cultura en general.
This week Latinopia’s director, Jesus Treviño, reached out to key artists to respond to the horrid new history, mass murder in Orlando Florida, one of the largest shootings in the nation's bloody history of guns.
Treviño’s alter ego Tia Tenopia writes:
We at Latinopia are particularly conscious of the fact that our Latino community has a long and troubled history when it comes to acceptance of the LGBT community. For this reason it is important to highlight our support in the face of this hate-filled tragedy. It is also an appropriate time to contextualize the use of terms and labels that call attention to our differences. Fundamentally, we are all human beings first. Our differences, whether we are black, white, Asian, Latino, straight or gay, young or old–are qualities to be celebrated. It's what makes the human race so unique and special.
Click here to read the entire statement, then to share the responses of the artists. These include an essay by Gregg Barrios, poetry by Melinda Palacio, poetry by Rudy Anaya, an Arnie and Porfi cartoon by Sergio Hernandez.
Strawberry Moon, Summer Solstice, On-line Floricanto
“Loving Day” By ᏉᎵ ᎠᏂᏙᎯ (Qwo-Li Driskill)
“⌘ The Pulse of a Rainbow” By Kai Coggin
"Rainbow Sister (for Arlene)" By Susan Deer Cloud
“'FOR THE BIRDS' for Habib"
By Michael Rothenberg
"The Gathering" by Julieta Corpus
By ᏉᎵ ᎠᏂᏙᎯ (Qwo-Li Driskill)
"Everyone get out of pulse and keep running"
Facebook post from Pulse Orlando
June 12, 2016
To staunch the bleeding
sharp and hidden
as a man
write a poem
Try to imagine
in the walls
at South Orange and
I wanted to write a poem but
stuffed a handkerchief
into my name and
the bullet hole in his back
I wanted to write a poem but
the letters huddle together
for three hours
in a bathroom stall
and bleed out
I know the sharp pop
in the dark
sparks from a barrel
clot my blood
onto our televisions
I hear Wounded Knee
mass shootings in US history
Indigenous and Black and
How much can our hearts carry
I'm tired of writing poems
to our dead but
their tugs on my skirt
hungry little lullabies
but I need
to carry them
“⌘ The Pulse of a Rainbow”
By Kai Coggin
You might not think
such a thing exists,
the pulse of a rainbow,
made of only light
arches bending across skies,
a vibration that resonates
but it does exist,
it always has existed,
it always will exist and persist through even this,
the pulse of a rainbow.
It is a quiet pulse,
a rhythm that imbues culture,
fierce and ravishing,
blurred gender lines,
bears and queers,
trans and boi and bi,
every shade of a spectrum
that can’t be named by naked eyes,
if only this country could hear the music
we make with our lives,
muted for so long
with the pages of an ancient book
quoted from fundamentalist cherry-picking lips,
muffled for so long
against the bigoted legislations of men,
silenced for so long
amidst the fists and rapid fire bullets of hate,
it is still here.
The pulse of a rainbow,
always a drum,
always a pulse you can recognize
when you see another rainbow on the street, dancing,
and suddenly you dance inside,
you shine brighter,
when you look into the eyes of a stranger
and know the struggle
shares your names,
when you know that this family is thicker than blood
and when that innocent blood is spilled,
you feel it in your heartbeat
the loss, the grief, the emptiness
of a rainbow.
one self-loathing homophobic psychopath
opened fire and took 49 lives,
and all the colors of the rainbow
turned to red that night,
no yellow, orange, green, blue, violet,
red for miles,
red becoming the music,
red becoming bass pumping into now,
red spilling into the 2am Orlando streets,
red becoming the floor, the walls, the building,
red mingling with other reds
until just heaps
lie there in the wake
of one man’s slaughter wet-dream,
a dance floor becomes a sea
of bodies and blood ankle deep,
a tomb, minutes before was a sanctuary,
where does a rainbow go when it dies?
I read the news as it comes in,
the body count growing
from 20 to 50
because we will not count him
with the innocents,
with the bright faced beautiful souls
extinguished too soon,
and I read of the silence in the dead room
turning into a cacophony of cell phones
ring-singing a song of harmonized panic
from the pockets of the slain,
PLEASE DON’T LET HIS/HER NAME
COME UP AMONG THE LIST OF THE FALLEN
“pick up the phone”
“baby, please pick up the phone”
“please text me back!”
“did you get out?”
“are you ok?”
“pick up the phone”
“Mommy I love you… I’m going to die.”
The sounds of 49 phones play a chorus of grief,
their interwoven song
becomes the music this new flock of angels can dance to
as they leave their earthly bodies,
rise as souls, still dancing,
always laughing, singing,
doing what rainbows do… shine.
I feel it stronger in me this morning,
my heart sick with grief for these strangers
that I know so well,
through the tears somehow
my colors are renewed,
the vibrant light of them,
their beautiful brown queer skin
making my skin more brown and queer in their names,
a drum cry of grief turned power chanting
into the face of a country that does not see us until we die en masse,
a country that hashtags #prayers but votes for bigots,
a country that holds tighter to its guns
than it does its gay children.
And I can’t stop looking at their beautiful young faces,
can’t stop reading the details about their lives,
the 49 holes left in families,
49 love stories with rewritten endings,
a future wedding now a joint funeral,
their families and friends, yes,
but I return to the wailing howl of their mothers,
I think of my mother, how she would bawl a new ocean,
it is raining outside,
it is raining so hard the atmosphere is breaking,
candlelight vigils materialize across the country,
the President orders flags to be flown at half-mast,
(the rainbow flag has always flown at half mast)
bridges and buildings light up with rainbows,
spires of the tallest skyscrapers cut the night,
the Eiffel Tower blasts colors into the sky,
unity through tragedy,
Pride getting prouder,
cries for gun control finally getting louder,
and maybe this is the tipping point
we have been waiting for,
as democrats chant “where’s the bill?”
after a moment of silence
on the House of Representatives floor.
How many more mass graves must we dig
with the blunt end of an AR-15?
I sit here,
safe in my home,
colors burning to write a poem.
I read their 49 names like a mantra,
say them into the air
to make them more real,
shape their beautiful syllables
with my mouth to make their loss more palpable,
repeat them for the infinite
times they will not be said aloud in the years to come,
their names become
a dance to every love song ever written
I become the pulse.
We all become the pulse.
The pulse of a rainbow.
Kai is the author of two full-length collections, PERISCOPE HEART (Swimming with Elephants Publications, 2014) and WINGSPAN (Golden Dragonfly Press, 2016). Her poetry has recently been nominated for The Pushcart Prize and Bettering American Poetry 2015. She teaches an adult creative writing class called Words & Wine, and is also a Teaching Artist with the Arkansas Arts Council, specializing in bringing poetry and creative writing to youth. www.kaicoggin.com
Rainbow Sister (for Erelene)
By Susan Deer Cloud
“Pregnant!” Mommy flung her iron at Daddy’s head.
I crawled behind couch, shivered in July heat
steamy as the flying iron, yanked-out cord swishing
like a sperm’s tail. At seven, I’d never witnessed
my mother throw anything before. I picked
my mosquito bite scabs, bled like her red words.
“Keep picking,” she used to warn, “you’ll be
all scars. No man will marry you.” On the surface
she showed no scars. Skin shone pearl. Only
her cheekbones, hair, hinted at the Indian “blood”
she never mentioned, the way I played dumb
when the iron that pressed my dresses into
American Dream-in-pink became a Perseid.
That day I learned how words make this world,
knowing that each night my secret tongue
had prayed for a sister.
Decades later I taste incoming falling stars
on my November tongue. Earth flings her blue
through seedings of Leonid meteorites that won’t
return for another three hundred years. And
my mother? Father? Will they be as shooting stars,
spark my life and sister’s life the way they did before?
That summer I was seven the GE iron my mother
used to smooth out our rumpled, mixed-blood lives
broke. Sister born at snowy midnight, 28 January.
‘Sixties arrived, our lives intertwining with war,
civil protest, Day-Glo hope. “Erelene, Erelene,”
I’d chant her name that was our grandmother’s name,
rock her on playground swings, sing to her as we soared
closer to Catskill mountain tops, “The answer, my friend,
is blowin’ in the wind” blowing across Willowemoc
and trailing tractor trailers tornado-ing down
Route 17 to places my dreams ached to go.
Little Sister Erelene, you whose friends call you
Pearl as if they see how our mother’s skin shone
with underwater light … today I pray for you
in another way as I float across University campus
with this knapsack of memories tattooing my back.
Today I chant for you and all like you when I behold
a sacred circle of two-spirited protestors raising
their voices against hate words spitting the “gay”
are sick, wrong, should not exist. Today I grin
in autumn sunlight, feeling a 1960’s wind
blowing across the protestors’ rivering hair
and rainbow faces. I remember how we
were forced to be silent, because we were Indian …
because we were girls … because we were poor …
were poets, were rebels … because you were gay.
“I’m afraid, afraid, afraid,” I could hear your
whispers echo my own. Today my face marked
by my mother’s tomahawk blade cheekbones
blossoms out into pearls of sound.
That summer I was seven Mommy smashed
her steam iron against living room wall. I picked
my scabs and Who knows? Maybe I should have
picked at them more so no man would ever
marry me. Maybe I should have cut my pink
dresses up into pink triangles. Erelene, I always
wondered why you were the gay one, not me …
both tomboys, both preferred to gallop bareback
as wild horses, preferred pants to dresses,
naked feet to shoes. We climbed high
in the apple trees … stole golden apples
instead of playing house, crayoned our dolls
in what we thought were Blackfeet war designs.
Oh, Little Sister Erelene, Pearl of my heart
blistered into sorrow at all the hate in this world,
dreaming you is what taught me how words
create this life. Oh, iris-eyed Sister and all
sisters and brothers of the rainbow, today I am
round dancing with my knapsack stuffed
with memories of silence, of how hate
can petrify anyone into a wooden Indian.
Today I offer up my prayer, again, chant
for you, for me, for us in this answering wind.
Published in literary journal, CHIRON REVIEW ....
& in my book, HUNGER MOON (Shabda Press)
“FOR THE BIRDS” for Habib
By Michael Rothenberg
Today is a big day for the birds to come calling
Ask that hawk who won’t leave the quiet morning alone
Between cypress and live oak, a high scree describes dominion
Even the cuckoo clock in the kitchen has something to say
Today is a big day for the birds to come calling
And I love the world so much I can only listen
By Julieta Corpus
A Crescent Gibbous moon
Witnessed the love. Hands
Intertwined, raised, as an offering,
In a tender, but powerful display
Each of us a fragile thread
In the universal fabric.
Each of us a beating heart
Beneath this blue dome.
Each of us a vital artery,
Each of us an essential limb,
Each of us an exhalation,
Each of us a living prayer,
Each of us a warm embrace,
Each of us an encouraging word,
Each of us a worn out throat
Howling fifty names
That must never be forgotten.
In 2013, Julieta recorded a compact disc titled, Corazón Parlante that included twelve original love poems with musical background provided by local musician, Mario Mora, guitarist for Dulce Tóxico. Never one to rest on her laurels, she actively pursues poetic happenings in her community. This has led to hosting poetry readings throughout the valley. Currently, she emcees a monthly open mic at The Prelude in the city of Harlingen, Texas. Recently, she volunteered her services to conduct a weekly poetry workshop with Vidas Cruzadas, a group of women at El Milagro Clinic. Julieta Corpus successfully completed her MFA titled "If This Heart Had a Mouth" at UTRGV in May 2016 and plans to never stop writing, reading, teaching, and dreaming POETRY.