by Ernest Hogan
In the Quality Inn in
Tulane, California, I woke up from a dream where a secret society gave me an
award for Cortez on Jupiter. Wondering what it meant, I made my way to
the breakfast room that was full of Indigenous-looking, Spanish-speaking
construction workers. Is California being reconstructed, too?
After a while a few Euro
tourists showed up. Maybe they were Scandinavian. I couldn’t understand a word
they said.
Being a born in East
L.A., a SoCal guy, NorCal has always been strange. The cooler weather and
different cultural mix throw me.
A cluster of Tikis that
seem to want to become totem poles in this climate,
a dead pizza joint
waiting to be studied by the archeologists of the future,
painted metal
monsters—the farm business being hijacked by whimsy.
Then, a true enchanted
forest gem, Kaweah Coffee Roasters! The art had a raven theme—kaweah meaning
crow or raven cry. They have a great selection of eye-catching T-shirts and the
coffee is good.
Sequoia National
Park—was also “free” due to the government shutdown.
After the park, high in
the mountains. Near an ice-cold river, we were all so dazzled that we hadn't
noticed that the Prius had almost run out of gas, and the electricity was
almost out. And gas stations and towns were sparse. Luckily, the gal working
at Borden Cavern took mercy, and when her shift ended, went off and came back
with a can of gas!
There are heroes out
there.
Next morning, there was
live international polo in the Tulare Quality Inn’s breakfast room.
Back in our room MSNBC
explained that bailing out South America is preventing China from taking over
South America.
Then we took off
northwards across the Central Valley farm/ranch country and were soon in Coalinga.
First there were all
these banners with a cartoon horned (yeah, I know that most people say “horny”)
toad, high school’s mascot. They also have annual horned toad races.
An antediluvian gas station
was being refurbished.
After getting out to
take a lot of pictures we discovered that it was part of the R.C. Baker Museum.
It takes up several
blocks.
One of those places
that’s almost as good as having a time machine.
We’ll probably go back
some day.
Checked out thrift shops
in Carmel and other towns.
The ghost of Philip José
Farmer left a copy of his novel Flesh in a place that was a combination
thrift store and shrine to Koringa, La Femme Fakir, who not only hypnotized
reptiles, but fought in the Resistance against the Nazis in World War Two–I
imagine her having Mandrake the Magician-type adventures.
I also found a copy of
Elena Zelayeta’s Elena’s Favorite Foods California Style, and some other
treasures . . .
Next morning we went north
on Highway 1 into the fog, stumbling into what Em calls “fabulosity.”
Fantastic murals and art
in Pacifica and Santa Cruz:
a giant octopus,
mutant mermaids,
ceramic fish.
Emly said, “It feels
good to be in Liberal Land.”
Skeletons ran wild in
Pacific Grove for Halloween and Día de los Muertos, and Phil Farmer’s ghosts
left a copy of Finnegan’s Wake. (His “Riders of the Purple Wage” was
inspired by Wake.)
Later Emily said, “The
tech bros like Trump because they think he’ll let them make their murder
robots.”
“They also think he’s
promised them Mars,” I replied.
This triggered visions
of Mars crowded with murder robots. Maybe that could be worked into the
Cornelius/Duke/Theremin story . . .
It was overcast all day.
No need for sunglasses. Not at all like Arizona. Like Venus in a 1930s science
fiction, as Farmer once described.
There are lots of Priuses
in NorCal.
And no cell service
zones. All those hilly coastal regions.
The first two rooms they
gave us at the Oceanside Motel in Ft. Bragg weren’t cleaned, and there was no
working heat or air-conditioning. They said the cleaning woman had walked out.
Then through a wet,
misty forest to the 101.
They had great huevos
rancheros and a lot of murals of cows.
Ferndale, “A Victorian
Town,” had a colonial downtown, and lots of skeletons, and a theater doing The
Rocky Horror Show.
Eureka had lots of
murals, and more dispensaries than liquor stores, but then they are pretty
close to Oregon, and Sasquatchlandia.